Here's what His Orangeness said today
by Jack 
, Thursday, March 05, 2026, 18:28 (145 days ago) @ Joe I
I am not making this up:
“You gotta lighten up on this, they might have come into our country illegally but they're good people and they’re cheap workers. They’re working now on farms, in luncheonettes and hotels. We’re just focused on getting the murderers out.”
What. The Actual. Fook.
Complete thread:
- OT: Great news! Kristi Noem has been fired. -
oviedoirish,
2026-03-05, 11:08
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- ha, Trump tweeted (or truthed) her firing -
Jay,
2026-03-05, 13:04
- But he has appointed her "special envoy to the Shield of -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 15:16
- And implement the Donroe Doctrine. -
Joe I,
2026-03-05, 16:03
- Here's what His Orangeness said today -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 18:28
- Admittedly, I got stuck at his usage of "luncheonettes"...
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bobbywal,
2026-03-06, 06:24
- It's been a full day and I can't stop thinking about it. -
MattG,
2026-03-06, 10:49
- That was my grandmother's preferred term for a couch -
Jack,
2026-03-06, 12:26
- Matt, one other thing, read your post below this morning - Jack, 2026-03-06, 12:39
- lol -
bobbywal,
2026-03-06, 12:17
- must've been written by his girl friday -
Dylan,
2026-03-06, 11:54
- in his brain it is perpetually NYC in 1972 -
Jay,
2026-03-06, 11:00
- Most Presidents have some self awareness about that. -
Grantland,
2026-03-10, 06:26
- I think it's actually a dual timelime - KGB, 2026-03-06, 11:42
- Most Presidents have some self awareness about that.
- That was my grandmother's preferred term for a couch -
Jack,
2026-03-06, 12:26
- we don’t want to deport any newsboys or soda jerks -
Jay,
2026-03-06, 06:33
- Don't forget streetcar conductors -
Jack,
2026-03-06, 09:28
- What city? Are there any left except for NOLA? -
Grantland,
2026-03-10, 06:27
- What city? Are there any left except for NOLA?
- Don't forget streetcar conductors -
Jack,
2026-03-06, 09:28
- It's been a full day and I can't stop thinking about it. -
MattG,
2026-03-06, 10:49
- He also said (about Iran) - Jeff (BGS), 2026-03-05, 19:10
- Admittedly, I got stuck at his usage of "luncheonettes"...
- Here's what His Orangeness said today -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 18:28
- And implement the Donroe Doctrine. -
Joe I,
2026-03-05, 16:03
- But he has appointed her "special envoy to the Shield of -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 15:16
- He's a dickbag. -
Chris,
2026-03-05, 11:30
- Silver lining: it gets him out of the Senate -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 13:41
- Remarkably this simultaneously increases the average -
PasadenaDomer,
2026-03-05, 13:46
- The governor of Oklahoma has to appoint Mullin's replacement -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 14:26
- Trump and Stitt have had their problems - Flann, 2026-03-05, 14:45
- Golf clap -
Busco21,
2026-03-05, 13:52
- The governor of Oklahoma has to appoint Mullin's replacement -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 14:26
- Warm welcome for Sen Gundy! -
MattG,
2026-03-05, 13:44
- Remarkably this simultaneously increases the average -
PasadenaDomer,
2026-03-05, 13:46
- 2nd dumbest senator -
Bryan (IrishCavan),
2026-03-05, 12:32
- Ron Johnson would like a word -
Jack,
2026-03-05, 13:40
- Ron Johnson would like a word
- Silver lining: it gets him out of the Senate
- damn - Jay, 2026-03-05, 11:25
- Ding dong! -
ndbk32,
2026-03-05, 11:19
- She broke cardinal sin of Trump orbit - GloveND, 2026-03-05, 11:38
- ha, Trump tweeted (or truthed) her firing -
Jay,
2026-03-05, 13:04