Better uncool than to have jock itch

by HullieAndMikes, Yelling at Sam Cane, Dunedin, Friday, June 12, 2026, 05:10 (1 day, 1 hours, 28 min. ago) @ domer.mq
edited by HullieAndMikes, Friday, June 12, 2026, 05:19

There's a form vs. function thing here, where kids can love the first but athletics has to prioritize the second. No matter the brand's aesthetic shortcomings, if you spend hours of every mid-Atlantic summer Saturday wrangling kids on sun-soaked fields, you come out singing UA's praises (I got four rugby games in 90-degree heat tomorrow).

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Utah is dumping Under Armour - domer.mq, 2026-06-10, 18:20
- Anybody want to share key details of the break up? - Domer99, 2026-06-11, 09:57
- Interesting. And there might be different mechanics - BillyGoat, 2026-06-11, 07:46
  - UA's survival may well hinge on keeping us in the portfolio - Brendan, 2026-06-11, 09:03
    - Depends, does Pete have kids who need a grift job? - Savage, 2026-06-11, 10:40
  - Maybe - HullieAndMikes, 2026-06-11, 08:48
    - UA is almost impossibly uncool. - domer.mq, 2026-06-11, 15:08
      - One of my favorite Onion headlines: - Bryan (IrishCavan), 2026-06-12, 07:07
      - Better uncool than to have jock itch - HullieAndMikes, 2026-06-12, 05:10
    - Nike has so many schools, what does "favored nation" - BillyGoat, 2026-06-11, 09:43
      - Does American football have an equivalent to the Predator? - HullieAndMikes, 2026-06-11, 09:59
        
        Nope. The top priority is football. After that comes - BillyGoat, 2026-06-11, 10:57
        
        Give me a few adizeros, I'll lead the lobbying effort - HullieAndMikes, 2026-06-11, 12:17
        
        O'neill's then. - IrishGuard, 2026-06-11, 10:03

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Better uncool than to have jock itch